Aww! My real G's have been requesting i make a part two of "how to be a gangster". Because you have asked you shall receive it. Right about now im listening to "we dem boys" and after it i will be listening to "no type". Why am i telling you this?
Rule No 1: Real Gees are the boys, if you aint a real G, you aint a boy. If you are a girl and a real G, you are presumed to be a boy.This explains why some if us real Gees are reading Law in school, we want to be a lady and be referred to as "my Lordship" we want to be two sexes at the same damn time.
Alright, here; 11: Real G's read law, i have explained why.
12: Real G's dont smoke, do drugs or drink heavily; This is because, we don't do what almost everyone is doing, remember we are outstanding.
13: Real G's always have broken screens, this is because in the expendables 3 Jason Statham threw his knife at the T.v screen.
14: Real G's dont dance as soon as they step into the club, the first thing we do is nod our head to the music. You nod up then down, follow the kicks. (video tutorials coming soon on this.)
15: Real G's sleep with shoes on, this is because we are not cold feet-ed, we are not cold blooded.
16: Real G's fight immorality. .Real G's dont sleep around. This explains why runs girls can never ever be a G.
17: we dont bleach, this is because we are original.
18: when dinning at a fast food joint, ask for a water cup and
then fill it with sprite. You maybe obeying your thirst but you damn sure aint abiding by the law.
19: Eat with your elbows all over the damn table. Manners are for people who own custom chandeliers and children. thug life!
20: Gangsters dont know people. You answer i dunoo if asked if you know someone that isnt a straight up G.
21: snack on your treats and drinks from your beverages in the grocery store before you pay for them. Thug llife
22: straight up Gees can post up to a hundred pic on instagram in a day, we dont follow social media norms and traditions, we outstanding.😊 Real G's keep empty bottles of wine they have consumed in memory of flexing.
23: Real Gs got no type. They like what they like
Specta
Thursday 13 November 2014
Thursday 1 May 2014
How to be a Gangster!!! Specta therapy!!!
Nice! Up! So you wanna be a gangster that is why you are here yeah? Nice! You are in da right place! For those who know another side of me.... I am a very cool gangster that have been recognised in every little way I wanna stand out! I have been able to play hardcore songs and relate them to pictures and scenarios, I call it my "art of juxtaposition". I have sucessfully taken selfies that shows off my gangster side perfectly! I have been able to walk with my head and drop steps like a bawse to the baddest music you have out there! That is to say music like Donjazzy's Surulere, Jayz's Neva let you down, Rihanna's I'm so hard, Angel Haze's werkn Girls, Snoop Dogg's sensual seduction and any other bad ass music you ca
n bring up here I'm good to the task! Iv also been able to create gangster body languages that sooth a particular ocassion. If you are in a hiphop event, school environment, and also your gangster friends. You do not want to be with them and then you are all cold like spinach. I have won an award back then along side Chuck Norris in 1752 when we fought some kinda gangsta war! So pick up your
pen right now and go with this graceful tips today is your lucky day and this is your final destination!
1. first step is to believe, nothing more than that! Believe already you are a gangsta but no loud di thing! Let your actions speak for you.
2, walk with your head up, Use earpiece always, play your favourite song and move to the emotions it creates in your head.
3, Learn how to widen your eyes when you are in public places, look like you want to pull out a gun! Then occasionally s
nap your head like you are pissed!
4. Dress as you like not as people want you to! Gangsters like you and i don't care if people like what we wear or not, we rule and that is it!
Now this next steps are very much of occasional practical acts....
5. Pull out your USB from lappies and systems without safely removing it,
by the way who obeys protocols and sh-t??? Not gangstas like you and I.
6. Text with under 10% battery on your phone. Yeah, it’ll probably die – but you don’t give a damn — you’re a straight up G. Set up to download your favourite seasonal movies with Under 5% battery! The thing is underground Geez! Aint it?
7. walk into events and places using the exit door, Gangsters are always sneaky, we don't like people looking into our faces so we walk hiding our faces during events!
8. during crisis like migraines, you are a real G... Pop up all that panadol extra... Overdose of it is what gangsters take! Pop the whole pack into your mouth Yo!
9. If you are a thug Lady! Brazilian hair is not for you, As a gangster you do not bleach your skin. You are a straight G! A Hood G yo! Rock your hand with sily bands even when you are in dinner gowns! That's how we roll!
10. In this 21st century... Gangsters don't sit in the back seat any longer. We are always infront, the idea is we are always ahead of others!
11. pick it up like its cold... the idea here is we don't follow what all this rappers tell people to do! We are real Niggaz yo! Why should a rapper tell us to drop it like its hot! Nah! what you saying?
My 11 tips should have gone a long way on you by now.... If it aint making any sense then obviously you are not born to be a gangster you better just go look out for tips on how to fly up like Paris Hilton!
If you got more tips you wanna share... Feel free to! After all we are all gangsters!!!
n bring up here I'm good to the task! Iv also been able to create gangster body languages that sooth a particular ocassion. If you are in a hiphop event, school environment, and also your gangster friends. You do not want to be with them and then you are all cold like spinach. I have won an award back then along side Chuck Norris in 1752 when we fought some kinda gangsta war! So pick up your
1. first step is to believe, nothing more than that! Believe already you are a gangsta but no loud di thing! Let your actions speak for you.
2, walk with your head up, Use earpiece always, play your favourite song and move to the emotions it creates in your head.
3, Learn how to widen your eyes when you are in public places, look like you want to pull out a gun! Then occasionally s
4. Dress as you like not as people want you to! Gangsters like you and i don't care if people like what we wear or not, we rule and that is it!
Now this next steps are very much of occasional practical acts....
5. Pull out your USB from lappies and systems without safely removing it,
by the way who obeys protocols and sh-t??? Not gangstas like you and I.
6. Text with under 10% battery on your phone. Yeah, it’ll probably die – but you don’t give a damn — you’re a straight up G. Set up to download your favourite seasonal movies with Under 5% battery! The thing is underground Geez! Aint it?
7. walk into events and places using the exit door, Gangsters are always sneaky, we don't like people looking into our faces so we walk hiding our faces during events!
8. during crisis like migraines, you are a real G... Pop up all that panadol extra... Overdose of it is what gangsters take! Pop the whole pack into your mouth Yo!
9. If you are a thug Lady! Brazilian hair is not for you, As a gangster you do not bleach your skin. You are a straight G! A Hood G yo! Rock your hand with sily bands even when you are in dinner gowns! That's how we roll!
10. In this 21st century... Gangsters don't sit in the back seat any longer. We are always infront, the idea is we are always ahead of others!
11. pick it up like its cold... the idea here is we don't follow what all this rappers tell people to do! We are real Niggaz yo! Why should a rapper tell us to drop it like its hot! Nah! what you saying?
My 11 tips should have gone a long way on you by now.... If it aint making any sense then obviously you are not born to be a gangster you better just go look out for tips on how to fly up like Paris Hilton!
If you got more tips you wanna share... Feel free to! After all we are all gangsters!!!
Saturday 22 February 2014
#SPANKING NEW: SPECTA - THANK U A MILLION
DanceHall Diva, Specta, real name Hope Kesmen is a Reggae Dancehall artiste that hails from Jos. She was nominated and awarded best musical act 2012/2013 in the University of Jos, She is associated with Wildpunditz and she has shared stage with likes of Clever Jay and Yungsix. She is known for her unique authoritative voice, and she flows effortlessly on her new dancehall track "Thank You A Million".
Follow @spectaniellaTuesday 18 February 2014
My performance at club Royale Lagos
I was actually suppose to perform mad man here, but it happened that the Deejay picked cant wait to be 18...... So i just fell in line....
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photo shoot with Kureng
Hey guys! I had fun shooting with Kureng, and i wanna share some of the pictures with y'all......
Saturday 8 February 2014
About my new single to drop #ThankYouAMillion
Lately,iv been obsessed with my new song "Thank You A Million"! can't wait to be 18 use to be my favourite recorded and released song but right now iv fallen in love with this freestyle. #ThankYouAMillion is song that shows up who specta is! My last two singles were all about Hope. Hope is an emotional, stubborn and playful person meanwhile Specta is a Hard girl, a very bossy girl, someone very fearless! I played with my voice in my freestyle. I flexibly moved from a normal intonation to a thick intonation, I did the authoritative voice thing (I love that part of my voice so much! Urghh!) This is something very different from what I have done before! I even did the Rick Ross grunt... Lol! Iv been practicing like for ever...and else forget I actually jumped on a vybz Kartel's beat! This song is the reason why I'm the truth! Shikena! I think that is all I have to say about my new single! It should drop in the next two weeks.. And I'm hoping to take the perfect shot for this song, a shot I can see through! That is a shot I can see the reflection of my song innit!!! Now singing "You'l be talking bout dem drugs, you are cheap with your flows are even easy to administer" lol! Omo I eh be like say I don dey sound like Sean Paul elder bro! Follow me @spectaniella on twitter
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