Aww! My real G's have been requesting i make a part two of "how to be a gangster". Because you have asked you shall receive it. Right about now im listening to "we dem boys" and after it i will be listening to "no type". Why am i telling you this?
Rule No 1: Real Gees are the boys, if you aint a real G, you aint a boy. If you are a girl and a real G, you are presumed to be a boy.This explains why some if us real Gees are reading Law in school, we want to be a lady and be referred to as "my Lordship" we want to be two sexes at the same damn time.
Alright, here; 11: Real G's read law, i have explained why.
12: Real G's dont smoke, do drugs or drink heavily; This is because, we don't do what almost everyone is doing, remember we are outstanding.
13: Real G's always have broken screens, this is because in the expendables 3 Jason Statham threw his knife at the T.v screen.
14: Real G's dont dance as soon as they step into the club, the first thing we do is nod our head to the music. You nod up then down, follow the kicks. (video tutorials coming soon on this.)
15: Real G's sleep with shoes on, this is because we are not cold feet-ed, we are not cold blooded.
16: Real G's fight immorality. .Real G's dont sleep around. This explains why runs girls can never ever be a G.
17: we dont bleach, this is because we are original.
18: when dinning at a fast food joint, ask for a water cup and
then fill it with sprite. You maybe obeying your thirst but you damn sure aint abiding by the law.
19: Eat with your elbows all over the damn table. Manners are for people who own custom chandeliers and children. thug life!
20: Gangsters dont know people. You answer i dunoo if asked if you know someone that isnt a straight up G.
21: snack on your treats and drinks from your beverages in the grocery store before you pay for them. Thug llife
22: straight up Gees can post up to a hundred pic on instagram in a day, we dont follow social media norms and traditions, we outstanding.😊 Real G's keep empty bottles of wine they have consumed in memory of flexing.
23: Real Gs got no type. They like what they like
