Nice! Up! So you wanna be a gangster that is why you are here yeah? Nice! You are in da right place! For those who know another side of me.... I am a very cool gangster that have been recognised in every little way I wanna stand out! I have been able to play hardcore songs and relate them to pictures and scenarios, I call it my "art of juxtaposition". I have sucessfully taken selfies that shows off my gangster side perfectly! I have been able to walk with my head and drop steps like a bawse to the baddest music you have out there! That is to say music like Donjazzy's Surulere, Jayz's Neva let you down, Rihanna's I'm so hard, Angel Haze's werkn Girls, Snoop Dogg's sensual seduction and any other bad ass music you ca
n bring up here I'm good to the task! Iv also been able to create gangster body languages that sooth a particular ocassion. If you are in a hiphop event, school environment, and also your gangster friends. You do not want to be with them and then you are all cold like spinach. I have won an award back then along side Chuck Norris in 1752 when we fought some kinda gangsta war! So pick up your
pen right now and go with this graceful tips today is your lucky day and this is your final destination!
1. first step is to believe, nothing more than that! Believe already you are a gangsta but no loud di thing! Let your actions speak for you.
2, walk with your head up, Use earpiece always, play your favourite song and move to the emotions it creates in your head.
3, Learn how to widen your eyes when you are in public places, look like you want to pull out a gun! Then occasionally s
nap your head like you are pissed!
4. Dress as you like not as people want you to! Gangsters like you and i don't care if people like what we wear or not, we rule and that is it!
Now this next steps are very much of occasional practical acts....
5. Pull out your USB from lappies and systems without safely removing it,
by the way who obeys protocols and sh-t??? Not gangstas like you and I.
6. Text with under 10% battery on your phone. Yeah, it’ll probably die – but you don’t give a damn — you’re a straight up G. Set up to download your favourite seasonal movies with Under 5% battery! The thing is underground Geez! Aint it?
7. walk into events and places using the exit door, Gangsters are always sneaky, we don't like people looking into our faces so we walk hiding our faces during events!
8. during crisis like migraines, you are a real G... Pop up all that panadol extra... Overdose of it is what gangsters take! Pop the whole pack into your mouth Yo!
9. If you are a thug Lady! Brazilian hair is not for you, As a gangster you do not bleach your skin. You are a straight G! A Hood G yo! Rock your hand with sily bands even when you are in dinner gowns! That's how we roll!
10. In this 21st century... Gangsters don't sit in the back seat any longer. We are always infront, the idea is we are always ahead of others!
11. pick it up like its cold... the idea here is we don't follow what all this rappers tell people to do! We are real Niggaz yo! Why should a rapper tell us to drop it like its hot! Nah! what you saying?
My 11 tips should have gone a long way on you by now.... If it aint making any sense then obviously you are not born to be a gangster you better just go look out for tips on how to fly up like Paris Hilton!
If you got more tips you wanna share... Feel free to! After all we are all gangsters!!!
